- Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death and was given a warm welcome at the pearly gates.
- St. Peter, after completing the formalities, asked him how he would like to spend his time.
- Ford, the great inventor, asked to see some of the inventors before him.
- So St. Peter printed out the list of all the inventors currently in heaven.
- As Ford started to go through the list, he came across the name Adam.
- He queried if it was the same guy who discovered Eve, the woman.
- St. Peters confirmed that indeed Adam was the man credited with the invention of women.
- Ford requested an audience with Adam, as he had a few things to straighten out with him.
- When the scheduled meeting took place, Ford was all over Adam, attacking him for the flaws in his invention.
- "Your invention is the most stupid work of engineering I ever saw. There is too much front end protrusion, the rear end wobbles too much, it chatters at high speeds and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
- Obviously, Adam didn't like it too much. He thought for a while and then led Henry Ford to the Celestial Computer. He worked with the enormous data-banks and out come a few charts and graphs.
- "Look here, Mr. Ford. Despite all the flaws you pointed out, data shows that there are more men riding my product than yours."